First Hump Day of October? Buddy, we are gonna have a BIG one today.
How we all feeling after last night’s VP debate? Timmy W vs. JDV – who ya got? I’ll be honest here, I watched five minutes of it – on the toilet, no less – and then tuned out. True story.
I happened to turn it on right when those disgusting CBS moderators lobbed up a question about climate change because of all these hurricanes, which are apparently coming faster and stronger (hey now!) than ever before.
For starters, that’s just not true. Hey, disgusting, woke CBS moderators – you ever lived in Florida? Better yet, did you live in Florida back in 2004? I did, and I can vividly remember getting hit by four hurricanes in the span of six weeks.
Four!!!! One hit us, went out in the Atlantic, did a U-turn inexplicably, and then hit us AGAIN. The climate change alarmists saying things are “worse now than ever before” can kiss 11-year-old Zach’s ass. Get outta here.
Anyway, I turned it off right then and went back to watching some playoff baseball. And you know what? I woke up so much happier today for it.
Did they ever ask about the economy? Seems important. Maybe they got to it. I’m sure Tim blamed Trump, somehow. I’m always impressed when they somehow connect Trump, who has been out of office four years now, to this shitty economy. It’s wild, but also impressive. Kudos.
On that note, welcome to a Hump Day Nightcaps– the one where we pure some 7-irons with Paige Spiranac and then laugh at some A+ debate memes.
What else? I’ve got Whoopi Goldberg being quite possibly the dumbest democrat alive – which is saying A LOT – and also Riley Gaines checking in from Pennsylvania. Whoopi or Riley, who ya got?! Trick question, obviously. Easy answer.
OK, enough teasing. Off to class we go!
Pencils up – it’s ‘Cap time!
An unreal night for the internet & the last day without football for weeks
I know I keep talking about today being Hump Day, and that’s because it’s a big deal around here. We love hump days. There, I said it. Sue me.
But, today is also something far more important … did you know that today is the final day without football until after Thanksgiving? That’s right.
We’ve officially reached the absolute pinnacle of the sports calendar:
